Married... with Children — S05E23 — Route 666 (1)

00:01:18 Damn! I know that man has money hidden here somewhere.

00:02:01 Oh, well, didn't I take you two with me?

00:02:40 Appropriate for you, Kel.

00:04:02 ...you were barred from the conventions for life.

00:04:38 ...this year, it's in L.A.

00:05:37 Mom! Dad's got his money and he plans to spend it without us!

00:06:17 You can scream, you can cry-- Peg, you can threaten me with sex.

00:07:35 I thought you was Zeke.

00:08:25 ...seems like we happened upon a shoe salesman convention after all.

00:09:11 Well, normally it would be $400.

00:09:56 I guess the only thing left to do...

00:10:41 But we ain't thirsty.

00:12:11 Yep, but he killed his better with his feet.

00:13:17 But you have the girl there shake her behind again...

00:14:06 -Hey, that looks like real gold. -Hold it now!

00:14:45 Only one way to find out.

00:15:33 ...except I'd have gold in both fists and I'd be saying, "Yippee, yippee."

00:16:17 Ran over my wife with a Dodge.

00:17:12 We decided we should come in case you needed help.

00:18:00 It's a cruel hoax, Peggy.

00:18:47 From the man with the flies.

00:20:10 Get your lice-ridden hands off me, Festus.

00:20:55 -Partners. -Partners.

00:22:03 We'll find out next week on Married With Children.