Married... with Children — S05E19 — Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

00:01:14 So he said to me, "I just can't move my feet like you do, Bud."

00:02:03 Hey, now, I'm the one who showed Ice Hammer's steps.

00:03:27 Come on over here, now.

00:04:14 ...one day it won't be just a cruel joke.

00:04:59 ...to visit Renee.

00:06:11 Well, maybe for a penny.

00:07:29 Help me down the steps, Sneezy.

00:08:21 ...I wouldn't be in this pickle of a fix.

00:09:08 ...and you do the working for the both of us.

00:09:51 So here it is. Your Hanes underwear sewing kit.

00:10:36 A maniac could just walk in and kill you.

00:11:26 Absolutely not.

00:12:21 From then on, every time he heard running water, he freaked.

00:13:19 -Destroy! -Yeah!

00:14:02 I wouldn't mind seeing a couple of college babes in string bikinis.

00:14:47 "Go on, say it. Who's the king, baby? Who's the king?"

00:15:54 Look, let me capsize the story for you.

00:16:41 Curly and Moe and the other dwarfs, etcetera.

00:17:30 Why did I marry?

00:18:26 I know what they're all thinking:

00:19:14 But, gee...

00:20:13 Can it be that it was All so simple then

00:21:08 The way we were

00:22:05 The bad thing do make you sleepy.