Married... with Children — S05E18 — Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

00:01:27 Oh, man, a fella could get used to this.

00:02:21 So I pretended to laugh like I thought it was funny...

00:03:20 Mom, I've got some great news.

00:03:57 Well, I wouldn't spit at a painting.

00:04:39 "Nameless Shoe Salesman."

00:05:35 Well, what's a Weenie Tot?

00:06:18 Listen. Gomez, Morticia.

00:07:24 Okay. Okay, the girls are gonna be in here any minute.

00:08:02 ...what's the secret ingredient?

00:08:58 My name is Rhonda Rose and I believe we must stop pollution.

00:10:14 ...and those were my feet.

00:11:14 ...a year's supply of Weenie Tots here.

00:12:05 But you have to wonder about the mysterious fifth youth...

00:12:46 I could have had a scholarship to Harvard.

00:13:42 Oh, look, Al.

00:14:23 It, like me, is highly unstable.

00:15:21 Peg, can we cut out the usual charade...

00:16:22 -What's going on? -Nothing.

00:17:15 ...on the way back from the airport.

00:18:08 What we need is a dupe.

00:18:59 Let's just put aside the dishonesty of this for a minute.

00:19:55 ...which occurred a short time ago.

00:20:56 Good, good. I'm glad. Glad, I say.

00:22:08 Book me.