Married... with Children — S05E17 — Oldies but Young 'Uns

00:01:24 The ever-lilting fragrance of "Eau de Bring 'Em All On."

00:02:17 You're hagged out.

00:03:01 ...watch the Home Shopping Network and I'll order you a Clapper.

00:03:44 I will not have it trivialized by a woman who thinks Hunter is engrossing.

00:04:43 Clip your nose hairs, Al.

00:05:28 He said, "The colors, the colors.

00:06:24 If that's my date, tell him I am not home.

00:07:24 Well, my family believes, "Say it with words."

00:08:31 Look. I am not a troll! I'm a boy, you idiot!

00:09:38 Hey, Kel, come here.

00:10:41 But we need to know what's playing and Al stole our paper again.

00:11:29 "Look, It's a Wheel"?

00:12:20 Why not something fragile like your mind?

00:13:07 ...or the walls will be your tombs! All of you!

00:14:03 Hey, look, Garfield got his whiskers full of mayonnaise.

00:15:22 ...it was on the tip of your tongue, but you just couldn't quite get it?

00:16:11 Mighty familiar, Al. You came to the right guy.

00:17:19 And if I may say so, Peggy...

00:17:56 Goodbye to you, Al, and to your two lovely daughters.

00:19:02 Thank you.

00:19:51 Since you're a good customer, and obviously a ranting, raving loon...

00:20:36 I want you to share my joy.

00:21:25 'Tis just as the poet said, "'Twas the wind."

00:22:21 I think we're gonna be great friends.