Married... with Children — S05E15 — A Man's Castle

00:01:14 Is it really gonna happen today, Daddy?

00:01:50 You young'uns never get tired of hearing?

00:02:24 Oh, look, Dad, your little boy's eating again.

00:03:46 You won't be happy till I'm as afraid to come home as you are, will you?

00:04:31 Just because she can't think, doesn't mean she can't feel.

00:05:19 Amazing Homes.

00:06:01 Oh, honey, you can be so sweet when you wanna be.

00:06:42 ...and it says it doesn't cost very much money.

00:07:17 Honey?

00:08:07 -...breathtakingly beautiful. -Peg, this is my house.

00:08:48 Like I'd notice.

00:09:53 -Bud, Bud, will touch no--" -I don't wanna talk about you.

00:10:36 Any country you go to, no matter what it is, there's always a word for man.

00:11:46 That was the Jenkins' yard. That was a good spot.

00:12:34 Peg, you took my once mighty Ferguson...

00:13:11 You promised, Peg.

00:13:47 It's shaped just like his head.

00:14:20 Oh, come on, honey.

00:15:45 I see what we have here. We have a battle of wills. That's fine.

00:16:37 Hey, new guy, what are you in for?

00:17:46 Wait a minute, guys. I know I'm the new guy here...

00:18:29 Now, you guys can take it, but not this Yankee Doody Dandy.

00:19:25 I'm really nervous. This is the first thing I've done I'm proud of...

00:20:11 Then I have no choice.