Married... with Children — S05E14 — Look Who's Barking

00:01:22 No, thanks, boy, I'm not hungry.

00:02:12 Oh, yeah. Feed the dog.

00:03:14 Well, would you look at this.

00:04:08 I was born in a junkyard

00:04:47 Don't even want my belly rubbed

00:05:41 That's tomorrow's special.

00:06:45 My luck, I get the one that wants to talk.

00:07:33 Must be jelly because jam don't shake like that.

00:08:49 Do you know what hell we went through to get you that cheesecake?

00:09:31 ...here we go.

00:10:28 "I gots my own teeth."

00:11:30 Hey, babe, I told you I'd take care of you.

00:12:28 No, I'm not the IRS.

00:13:15 Hello?

00:13:53 ...if I saved it as a testimonial to his greatness. And I agreed...

00:14:47 Gee, I wonder which one gets to stay.

00:16:01 Okay, you can come back in. Come on.

00:16:58 I chased some sissy mary in short pants off our front lawn.

00:17:55 Yeah, but he hasn't been this happy...

00:18:46 The pound isn't so bad.

00:19:37 Well, I've tried to track down Hans, but nobody seems to know where he is.

00:20:43 You got that right.

00:21:37 Woman makes you stupid

00:22:46 Oh, yeah, a coffin needs a nail