Married... with Children — S05E11 — And Baby Makes Money

00:01:14 There.

00:02:03 I mean, Uncle Stymie was his favorite.

00:02:55 Neither one of them were germane to the plots.

00:03:41 All right. But before you do, I think we should all have...

00:04:32 Lester Bundy. I'm sure you achieved your dream...

00:05:38 Therefore, it is my final wish...

00:06:30 He actually kind of liked it because he didn't have to shave for a month.

00:07:16 And then, of course, there's that 10 months of pregnancy.

00:08:10 You know, a little gas for the engine.

00:08:55 "Go, Marcie!" they buzz.

00:09:51 Collecting smells for the poor.

00:10:32 Okay.

00:11:18 ...and on top of it is this nice shiny VHS.

00:12:09 ...let's go die a little.

00:13:08 Oh, well, that's okay.

00:13:54 A bald spot.

00:14:42 Well, I hope they don't do it.

00:17:00 Oh, come on, Al, just one more time. You'll never have to do it again.

00:18:03 -I did. -You're not a Bundy.

00:18:47 Well, at least it's over. But I don't get it.

00:19:38 -Dad-- -Leave me.

00:20:27 There, there, my little baby oven.

00:21:17 Gee, I hope you don't get morning sickness again.

00:22:23 You can't buy that for half a mil.