Married... with Children — S05E10 — One Down, Two to Go

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00:02:27 That was Buck's mother.

00:03:14 I mean, you don't have to use the sofa or the back seat of a car.

00:04:06 Hi, Jake. I'm sorry Kelly didn't introduce us...

00:05:04 I'm 18, and I have my rights.

00:05:51 There, I've done it, I've blacked out. Are you happy now?

00:06:37 Sweetheart, threats don't work on me.

00:07:30 Mom, Adidas.

00:08:21 She's leaving, Al. Say something to her.

00:09:07 Yet you were okay when she used to go to drive-ins in a van that read:

00:09:50 Well, you must have been.

00:10:42 But I need someone to hug.

00:11:38 Open the hangar, here it comes.

00:12:29 ...emasculating our son.

00:13:14 Oh, look, here comes our baby now. Let's call him Insano...

00:14:06 ...because their children left and won't talk to them.

00:15:06 Twenty years.

00:15:55 ...or she's selling her body for Pez.

00:16:38 But I think Kelly is perfectly capable of surviving on her own.

00:18:41 ...to do anything for them.

00:19:43 Well, I'm kind of sharing the place.

00:20:24 You mean, you're not having an affair with my daughter?

00:21:17 Well, I guess you two will be needing the couch.

00:22:24 I do believe that's a record.