Married... with Children — S05E09 — Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

00:01:16 Yep.

00:02:31 Oh, Al, it makes this wheezing, pathetic sound.

00:03:23 So we knew he'd be moving to a better neighborhood.

00:04:03 It's harder because I don't have a man.

00:05:01 Yeah, okay. Just have him back by tomorrow.

00:05:51 Now, you're sure the power's off.

00:07:09 -Yeah, like he could work the register. -Oh, please.

00:07:54 I've gotta go tease my way up and down the block.

00:08:51 Al, it was nothing.

00:09:44 -They liked it, Dad. -Yes!

00:10:24 ...is it terrible to flaunt what we have?

00:11:44 They couldn't be talking about him. They just couldn't.

00:12:29 ...let's just say that there's somebody so unattractive in this room...

00:13:22 One was 60, one was 80...

00:14:27 It's an Al inferno.

00:15:21 He's happy. He smells good.

00:16:12 Size 34, three to a pack.

00:17:13 Marcie!

00:18:00 And this is for the Cookie Monster.

00:18:40 ...but as you can see, I have to be here for a long time.

00:19:38 Gee, kids, you know, I know I've dreamt about it...

00:20:25 Very beautiful girl came in the store...

00:21:12 -But I said no. -Why?

00:22:24 Hanes! He's back!