Married... with Children — S05E08 — Wabbit Season

00:01:20 Oh, yeah.

00:02:19 -Oh, that reminds me. Where's Mom? -Oh, she went to pick him up.

00:03:20 Oh, Peg, it was horrible.

00:04:05 So, honey, tell us what the doctor said.

00:04:47 Stress. Al, that is ridiculous.

00:05:31 It is the woman's lot in life to always carry the man.

00:06:23 Out in the open air, working with the land...

00:07:06 Corn

00:08:11 ...if you thought you were Napoleon.

00:08:57 "Wife standing near, soon comes a tear."

00:10:06 No one bites Al Bundy and lives!

00:11:03 ...who foams from the mouth and lies sputtering on the ground?

00:12:00 -What happened to you? -What happened to me?

00:12:38 Marcie, you've given me a good idea. Bring your head here by the hole.

00:13:30 Well, I guess we're just gonna have to make it on our good looks.

00:14:20 I'll make you pay for this, I'm telling you!

00:15:23 It's nontoxic to everything but rabbits.

00:16:11 ...and try for the last dodo?

00:17:12 Be very, very quiet.

00:18:09 Well, Princeton's loss is the Gap's gain.

00:18:56 And so is Mrs. Rhoades' fence.

00:19:52 ...and I light the fuse and, "Bye-bye, rabbit."

00:21:12 But on the good side, the ensuing fire did dry out my living room.

00:22:15 That's Al, folks.