Married... with Children — S05E07 — Married... with Aliens

00:01:15 Yeah, well, I'm not going.

00:02:06 Have a couple of uncles baseball-bat my knees...

00:02:43 Well, I guess they think that dreams really come true...

00:03:22 Poor Al.

00:04:01 So typical of my life. I was just this close to that quarter.

00:04:37 "I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!"

00:06:31 Three little green aliens came in here.

00:07:34 I barely know the man.

00:08:07 ...I'm home at last.

00:08:47 The Klingons are bringing the chips.

00:09:36 The alien police will come and save you.

00:11:06 Help me.

00:12:03 Come on out of there, sweetheart. Come on.

00:12:42 We won't laugh at you.

00:13:23 Okay.

00:14:03 All right, laugh if you will, but answer me this:

00:15:14 Come on, boys, get me out of here.

00:17:21 You sure you don't want the redhead for your intergalactic zoo?

00:18:02 Pictures come and I never go home

00:18:42 Yes, yes.

00:19:17 Congratulations...

00:19:51 You know they were real, you were here.

00:20:33 Even if I took more pictures of you it wouldn't come out right.

00:22:12 ...Al Bundy.