Married... with Children — S05E06 — Kelly Bounces Back

00:01:15 Marry me, Cherise. You're the only one for me.

00:02:06 So I'm afraid the time has come for you to get a job.

00:03:02 ...that you can't go on mooching off society forever.

00:03:45 Until I get some, I, Peggy Bundy, am officially on strike.

00:04:37 What am I asking you for? Of course you can't.

00:05:39 Look, Daddy. And you thought that your $400 was wasted.

00:06:30 One where you meet the public and serve them French fries.

00:07:17 And now, here's Al...

00:08:25 -Dumber. -Oh, man.

00:09:10 The new....

00:10:07 Allante.

00:11:13 Strike one.

00:12:05 So, what are you doing for your audition?

00:13:06 One cup of you, two cups of me, put it to boil and serve while hot.

00:13:52 The new Allante.

00:14:48 Next.

00:15:47 Don't do anything, huh? Well, we'll see.

00:16:33 ...and without sex, my hair's coming back.

00:17:37 I'm on strike.

00:18:37 Give me my remote control.

00:19:30 Well, I may as well face it...

00:20:19 Well, you could wait outside with the engine running.

00:21:12 We talk things out.

00:22:21 "...told about the Bundy bounce was.... See other hand."