Married... with Children — S05E05 — The Dance Show

00:01:17 Kelly Bundy, you have just been elected president of the United States.

00:02:11 One shot and you're down for the count.

00:02:59 I'll get my woman to get me some food.

00:03:50 Well, I'm game. What were they doing?

00:04:33 -Get the door, honey. -No.

00:05:30 Well, you can see my evening's entertainment.

00:06:36 There is nothing wrong with going out every now and then to a classy place...

00:07:26 -You know, you dance divinely. -Oh, do you really think so?

00:08:27 I'm not getting on a bus.

00:09:23 You can hold me like you used to.

00:10:15 See, sometimes people just test you to see whether or not you care.

00:11:29 You say that your husband...

00:12:06 I trail him in the station wagon. They dance all night.

00:13:01 -And what else? -A nice baked potato.

00:13:41 Wait a second.

00:14:34 You know, it's not like I wanna do anything with Andy.

00:15:41 ...you can't have me, because...

00:16:32 But if that should happen, then that's just something you'll have to deal with.

00:17:41 Won't that interfere with our quality time?

00:18:26 Well, he thought he'd start at the bottom and stay there.

00:19:10 Look, I don't care what you're doing with my wife...

00:19:59 You're right, Al. And if you don't mind, you should tell your wife you love her.

00:20:47 Too late, too late.

00:21:29 He was a homo, Peg.