Married... with Children — S05E03 — Sue Casa, His Casa

00:01:24 What's wrong with Daddy?

00:02:07 ...and you've all been very brave and spent anyway...

00:02:48 Daddy's broke. You're gonna have to ask Mommy to get one for you.

00:03:37 And you know what all the guys say:

00:04:23 It'll be fun. And that way, the skirts will think I'm just one of your cool friends.

00:05:32 Hey, Daddy, can I use the car tonight?

00:06:24 Luckily, the cop liked oldies...

00:07:20 ...and listen to guys yell insulting remarks and make kissing sounds.

00:08:09 If you think I'm gonna pay that much...

00:08:52 -Me, me, me. -Look out.

00:09:32 Besides, the car isn't worth more than 100 bucks with both kids in it.

00:10:26 I'm telling you, it is times like these that I am proud to be an American.

00:11:10 ...when you claimed to have choked on a bone in a butter cookie...

00:11:50 I'm on my way.

00:12:49 Great. I just hope it's not one of those frivolous lawsuits.

00:13:44 But it is accident related.

00:14:36 ...had their futures maliciously torn asunder...

00:15:18 Where were your heads that you picked them up?

00:16:04 You may step down, Mrs. Rhoades.

00:16:54 Oh, you're not gonna catch me with that one.

00:17:46 Brush your teeth, honey.

00:18:41 You know what we say back home in Wanker County.

00:19:33 ...and I can play my accordion at parties.

00:20:23 Come on, boy. North to Alaska.