Married... with Children — S03E09 — Requiem for a Dead Barber

00:01:16 It was a nice funeral, wasn't it, Al?

00:01:56 who can cut all 12 of your remaining hairs

00:02:39 That's the kind of guy Tony was.

00:03:27 now that Tony's worm food,

00:04:16 so this might be a bad time to bring this up,

00:05:00 Well, thanks, Steve,

00:05:45 Look next to me while I'm sleeping.

00:06:34 I mean, one minute, you're in perfect health,

00:07:36 What I could do with a million dollars.

00:08:31 Anyhow, Peggy, all you need

00:09:21 the darnedest thing...

00:10:16 Do they have

00:11:03 a man who likes girls but hates women.

00:12:05 What do I care

00:12:47 and you know where they go to make my life miserable?

00:14:07 Ooh, a first-timer.

00:15:06 Well, come with me.

00:15:53 Hey, you know, it was funny.

00:16:57 You look like a fruit, Al.

00:18:03 Some, uh...

00:19:16 No, we'd get beat up.

00:20:20 Let's go.

00:21:11 I mean, I know Kelly is Dad's natural daughter...

00:22:23 Even though his hand shakes a little.