Married... with Children — S03E07 — The Bald and the Beautiful

00:01:18 You were great, Al.

00:02:17 Just because I scream

00:03:08 "Tuna. Three for $1.49."

00:03:44 You're awfully cavalier about this, you know.

00:04:24 Mussolini.

00:05:33 so you can't be looking for me,

00:06:15 You've seen that guy play football?

00:07:17 If I thought it would grow hair,

00:08:21 Last night we had sex,

00:09:21 doesn't necessarily mean anything.

00:10:12 Al, I got some bad news.

00:10:56 Okay, here we go.

00:11:51 Then you're one of the 5 percent.

00:12:56 his head will be as barren as your lawn.

00:13:46 You know, it's gonna be so much fun at school tomorrow

00:14:51 I mean, I saw pictures of Dad when he was young.

00:15:46 It's starting!

00:16:40 We have to face it, Steve. This stuff isn't working.

00:17:45 to turn the meeting over to brother Lance.

00:18:39 How can we stop it?

00:19:32 I was ashamed...

00:20:35 "Attractive, virile, sexy...

00:21:42 Al told me I'd find you here.

00:22:27 is a great deal.