Markus and Diana
1996 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 92 VOTES · DIR. Svein Scharffenberg
Overview
A moment of false bravado and some imaginative letters allow shy, anxiety-ridden, thirteen-year-old Markus to connect with a Hollywood star, but when she returns home to Norway she wants to meet the thirty-six-year-old millionaire she believes him to be...
Dialogue Timeline — 670 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 What are you doing, Mousy?
00:02:14 That was Jostein Gaarder! - I can see that.
00:04:29 Yes, I'm sure it will be fun.
00:07:30 that is a...
00:10:32 They remarry, have a fuck and get divorced again.
00:13:58 Help, a ghost! - Shush!
00:17:35 A lecture?
00:20:25 And then?
00:23:15 But don't worry, Diana Mortensen.
00:28:33 Have you won the lottery? - No, it's from...
00:31:27 Do you want a punch in the face? - No, thank you.
00:33:57 No, but the millionaire Markus Simonsen has one.
00:36:46 "Today, more than ever, it's important to market yourself.
00:39:49 And how long is it? - It's not long! It's round.
00:42:36 Who shall sit where in a restaurant if two seats are mounted on the wall?
00:45:27 Good evening, ladies.
00:48:59 and four Soufflé d'Orange.
00:53:51 There are limits to what I will put up with.
01:00:23 First I'm sad, then I gargle with the mouthwash and get happy.
01:04:00 Hello. - Stop saying hello. Who are you?
01:08:14 Can't you see that she's a human being?
01:11:05 Yes... sure.
01:14:09 What?
01:18:01 Did my tears seem real? I had to practice crying a lot.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed670
Dialogue density8.0 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line01:18:01
Production Record
DirectorSvein Scharffenberg
LanguageNorwegian
IMDb votes92