Manhattan

00:00:37 "Chapter one. "

00:05:52 - Who, Tina? - My second ex-wife

00:09:08 Kids...

00:12:47 - Rita who? - Rita Hayworth. Are you joking with me?

00:15:56 God, you're so the opposite. You write that fabulous television show.

00:19:22 This is an audience raised on TV.

00:22:55 No, physical force is better with Nazis. It's hard to satirise a guy with shiny boots.

00:26:22 It's a dachshund. You know, it's a penis substitute for me.

00:30:42 Oh, come on.

00:34:38 - Why can't we have frankfurters? - Because this is a Russian tearoom.

00:38:39 Facts. I got a million facts at my fingertips.

00:42:11 I'm kidding.

00:46:06 Please, just don't. This is really a bad time... Waffles! ...a bad time for me.

00:49:58 What am I doing in this relationship anyway? My phone never stops ringing.

00:53:36 Oh, look. It's great. The late show's a WC Fields film.

00:57:22 I'm... I'm kidding.

01:01:26 Not as old as I am, but in the same general ballpark as me.

01:06:26 - I don't know. Is it awkward for you? - Are you kidding?

01:10:12 Well, you know, I miss you. I just thought maybe we could talk.

01:14:21 - Did I do it on purpose? - Well, what would Freud say?

01:17:48 Jesus. You know, I knew you were crazy when we started going out.

01:22:28 I think it's always a mistake to look the other way cos you pay for it in the end.

01:29:44 London.

01:33:14 You have to have a little faith in people.