Mallrats

00:00:38 [ Man ] One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.

00:05:15 - Thank God! How? - I told him I'd do the show.

00:08:56 - The guy that maps out a plane's flight path. - The navigator.

00:12:17 They got these new cookies at the cookie stand. They're awesome.

00:16:40 - The force is strong with this one. - Don't encourage him.

00:20:01 - Cookie stand is not part of the food court. - Of course it is.

00:24:45 If I remember correctly, it's titled Bore-gasm: Study of the Nineties' Male Sexual Prowess.

00:28:42 Fly, fatass, fly!

00:32:55 When was the last time you pulled out my chair, or told me I was beautiful?

00:36:43 You're fired. You get the hell outta here.

00:40:16 I'm all out. I'll meet you at the food court.

00:43:40 - He's here. - What?

00:47:17 for you to have slimed your way into her panties...

00:50:42 Under arrest! They need help! Go!

00:54:59 I've already reached my lowest today. This is where I draw the line.

00:58:10 You could be raking in the dough with your kind of accuracy.

01:01:50 - Every part, like his-- - [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

01:05:18 - Let me borrow that tape of Shannon Hamilton. - Why?

01:09:31 Do it, Doug!

01:13:18 What the fuck is goin' on up there?

01:17:11 - What was I supposed to do? - Maybe show a little backbone.

01:22:17 Now, Silent Bob.

01:26:19 # I'm your child Make me blush #

20:00:00 on a treatment and a sample chapter.