Make Me a German

2013 · 60 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 54 VOTES · DIR. Rieta Oord

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Overview

Just what makes Germans so successful? They work fewer hours, yet they are more productive and their economy is the most successful in Europe. Even David Cameron says we should strive to be more like them. In a bid to discover their secret, Justin and Bee Rowlatt head to the manufacturing city of Nuremberg with two of their children. Under the tuition of advertising expert PJ, whose company has done detailed research into the typical German, they set out to live, work and socialise the German way.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,936 lines

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00:00:02 Aren't you just sick of hearing
00:01:57 It'll be quite interesting to see what they think of Britain.
00:04:03 In Britain, there's this real kind of pressure
00:06:33 and spend 28.1 minutes in the bathroom.
00:08:39 by Allied bombing during the War.
00:11:17 I'm working to German timetables now.
00:14:27 You know, "You are here to work and you should be sweeping the floor."
00:16:50 I'm learning how to make a local noodle dish, efficiently - spatzle.
00:19:50 when they talked to each other, it was always about work.
00:22:09 'There's Granny, known as Oma...'
00:24:17 They were really nice. That went really well.
00:26:55 The price in the month is 159 euros.
00:29:16 I pay less tax because Bee's not working and we've got kids.
00:31:55 So I stay at home and be with my kids.
00:34:37 I'm trying out one of the most traditional - a singing club.
00:37:36 And a bit annoyed, to be honest.
00:40:22 doing cooking, washing and cleaning. I just don't see how anyone can.
00:42:31 No, it's roughly the correction of the inflation, not more.
00:45:12 they don't speak German very well
00:47:05 but I think many people
00:49:19 I mean, that's way cheaper than the Premier League.
00:51:37 CHILDREN SCREAM: No!
00:53:49 That's OK. OK, Jurgen, thank you very much indeed.
00:56:46 How did I do? Was I OK?

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,936
Dialogue density32.3 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:56:46

Production Record

DirectorRieta Oord
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes54