Mail Order Bride
2003 · 84 MIN · IMDB 4.1 · 244 VOTES · DIR. Jeffrey Wolf, Robert Capelli Jr.
Overview
Nobody likes to be made a fool of, especially no the mafia. So, when it comes to light that a number of men from The Mob in New York have fallen for a Russian mail-order bride, who has blatantly ripped each of them off, their boss is not impressed. In fact, Tony Santini thinks the only way to prove that you shouldn't mess with the mob is to send his nephew to Russia to bring back the beautiful but manipulative Nina.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,367 lines
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00:00:34 - Ever since I've been a young kid,
00:03:26 Hey!
00:05:40 - What? How am I stupid?
00:08:17 They all have the same middle name, the!
00:11:15 you show up with 100 grand.
00:14:03 - Wow, that is very impressive.
00:16:46 Remember the Russians we were dealing with?
00:19:21 - You got any new swag?
00:22:55 That shithole America, to be visit stupid Pavel?
00:28:39 - Anthony, why don't you sit upfront with the driver
00:32:57 - And how do you like Russian women?
00:37:17 - It's this table.
00:41:32 ♪ Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina
00:45:27 - All right, my man, it's your call,
00:51:17 Take that, you no-good greaseball motherfucker!
00:55:21 ♪ Stay here, in my heart
00:59:43 - Okay, at first, I admit, at first, that was my plan.
01:02:48 and the bank director is instructed
01:07:37 Oh my God!
01:12:56 - Yeah, I found her, and I lost her.
01:15:12 - She what?
01:18:02 - Mine? - Yeah, yours
01:20:54 - I love this job.
01:24:57 ♪ Stay here, in my heart
Cast & Characters
Danny Aiello
Tony Santini
Robert Capelli Jr.
Anthony Santini
Ivana Miličević
Nina
Vincent Pastore
Tootie
Artie Lange
Tommy
Slava Schoot
Ivan
Jackie Martling
Jackie the Viking
Marilyn J. Papa
Gina
Raymond Serra
robber
Aleksandr Yakovlev
No. 1 Guy in Russian Mafia
Steven Ogg
Pavel
Yuriy Dumchev
driver
Alex Corrado
Ernie the Biker
Frank Gorshin
Russian doctor
Aleksandr Lazarev
gambler no. 1
Valentin Smirnitskiy
gambler no. 2
Roman Madyanov
gambler no. 3
Nikolay Chindyaykin
uncle Peter
Tony Ray Rossi
Sergey Yushkevich
Vladimir
Aleksandr Pashutin
taxi driver
Irina Domninskaya
Airport Ticket Window Clerk
Sergey Sholokhov
russian police guy
Konstantin Spasskiy
Evelina Bledans
dancer at end
Lyubov Tolkalina
dancer at end
Sergey Pinchuk
dancer at end
Anatoliy Belyy
dancer at end
Andrey Merzlikin
dancer at end
Frank Bongiorno
Willie the Whiner
Liza Zavaruyeva
Nina's Sister
Kamal Ahmed
Buddha
Michael Squicciarini
Gina's Father
Yana Shivkova
Oxana
Charles Grady
FBI Guy
Kirill Dvorsky
Russian Accountant
Misha Dvortsov
Michael
Vince Viverito
Larry
Tony Desalvatore
Angie
Rich D'Ellasandro
Nicky
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,367
Dialogue density16.3 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line01:24:57
Production Record
DirectorJeffrey Wolf, Robert Capelli Jr.
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes244
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