Madea's Witness Protection
2012 · 115 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 11,596 VOTES · DIR. Tyler Perry
Overview
For years, mild-mannered Wall Street banker George Needleman has meandered through life oblivious to his family's dysfunction and his company's malfeasance, but he's forced to wake up when he learns that he's been framed in a mob-backed Ponzi scheme. Placed under federal protection, George and his family are shipped down South to Madea's house, where the no-nonsense matriarch whips them all into shape using her special brand of tough love.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,161 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:11 Yeah, Walter. Hi, it's George.
00:07:31 Come in, come in, come in.
00:13:37 AII the wives were talking about it at the field today.
00:18:26 George Needleman? Our guys should be knocking at his door at any minute.
00:23:11 It means you and your family are coming with us.
00:27:39 I'm past 18 now. You can stop pretending Iike you don't know me
00:31:38 I see what you're trying to butter me up.
00:37:32 Son, I don't know how to hide these people.
00:43:10 Lord, Lord, Lord.
00:47:49 You gonna taste the rainbow.
00:53:07 You're going to jail for a very Iong time.
00:58:56 So he's a Iittle bit upset.
01:03:55 Yeah. Thanks.
01:08:20 But none of this makes sense to me.
01:12:35 This is getting me so mad, this whole thing.
01:17:55 My baby mama just went Ieft, Mabel. She just went Ieft.
01:23:23 What is 10 % gonna do?
01:27:49 - No. - He thinks you both could go to jail.
01:32:22 Hey, he don't want me saying "bomb."
01:36:16 - You need that good-good, Madea? - Boy, shut up.
01:40:57 Zip it.
01:45:52 Like some biatch, okay?
01:51:19 I got some oatmeal on the stove
20:00:30 or something, you know?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,161
Dialogue density18.8 lines / min
First line00:02:11
Final line20:00:30
Production Record
DirectorTyler Perry
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$66,899,242
IMDb votes11,596