Madea's Witness Protection
2012 · 115 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 11,596 VOTES · DIR. Tyler Perry
Overview
For years, mild-mannered Wall Street banker George Needleman has meandered through life oblivious to his family's dysfunction and his company's malfeasance, but he's forced to wake up when he learns that he's been framed in a mob-backed Ponzi scheme. Placed under federal protection, George and his family are shipped down South to Madea's house, where the no-nonsense matriarch whips them all into shape using her special brand of tough love.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,161 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:11 Yeah, Walter. Hi, it's George.
00:07:25 Dump everything!
00:13:25 How is he?
00:18:04 Well, it turns out that Burns is on a private jet
00:22:38 Yeah, we're getting him out of there now.
00:26:56 You were robbing Madea? Madea doesn't have that kind of money. What were you...
00:30:48 Honey, who the hell is Sadie?
00:36:23 - Honey. - Yeah, "vacation" my ass.
00:41:32 Leave them people alone. Shut the hell up.
00:46:25 There's no reason to get out of this bed.
00:51:36 I wasn't sure you were gonna make it.
00:57:30 I don't know where I am.
01:02:07 When you go to the bathroom and you're at the urinal
01:06:17 Good. I just gave you some great advice.
01:10:58 Satchel Paige and I played.
01:15:58 What do you mean?
01:21:11 Praise God!
01:25:21 And I just have to figure out how I'm gonna do it.
01:29:35 I need to get some money first.
01:34:02 - Now what? - Put your hands over your head, please.
01:38:15 - This way. - Okay.
01:42:25 and choke the hell out of you through the night.
01:47:18 and they've agreed to testify against the Malone family
01:52:23 Sorry, this is Precious Jackson. I'm in the Presidential Suite.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,161
Dialogue density18.8 lines / min
First line00:02:11
Final line01:52:23
Production Record
DirectorTyler Perry
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$66,899,242
IMDb votes11,596