Made in Britain

00:00:47 Mr Shahnawaz saw Trevor throw a brick through his lounge window.

00:03:12 - You got that? - What did I get for the cassettes?

00:04:52 - I only went to court this morning. - It's common procedure!

00:06:42 - You got a swastika on your head. - I know I have.

00:10:23 Stay here.

00:14:25 - What's that for? - I'll show you.

00:18:56 You're not being clever, you know.

00:22:23 I'm not signing any contract.

00:24:08 - Got a visit from him, didn't you? - Yeah.

00:25:52 But it's burglary, shoplifting, TDA - touching the dog's arse...

00:27:48 - Millions. - Exactly.

00:29:46 - I know some things, Trevor. - Trevor

00:31:25 Admit it. I had to sit in school and watch these wankers add up on their fingers.

00:33:27 - Counting the hairs on your arms? - There's a lot you can enjoy, Trevor.

00:35:11 Work hard, do well, get a job, otherwise you're no good, you're a vandal.

00:37:06 But I can't look at the files.

00:39:12 Late tomorrow.

00:41:29 - What happened? - I'll tell you.

00:45:59 Now, I've got a set of dupes somewhere.

00:50:35 "Damaged calculator by taking it to pieces."

00:52:37 Shit on it. Fuckin' shit on it!

01:03:37 If you can't cope for two weeks, you're not worth a toss. When did you bunk off?

01:05:45 What's that to a brick shithouse like you?

01:10:05 Sounds great!