Ma and Pa Kettle Go to Town

00:01:21 Popcorn!

00:06:15 Now, Ma, ain't no need to apologize for our kids.

00:12:05 It's very livable.

00:14:22 the trees, the grass, the police department.

00:16:54 It's got a moral: "Crime don't pay. "

00:19:50 Ah, Willie! He's a rascal.

00:24:38 Howdy.

00:27:27 You can say that again! There isn't a finer suite in the Waldorf-Astoria.

00:29:49 No. I got a poor memory. I forgot where my mouth was.

00:32:56 Shotgun Munger...

00:36:22 In direct line from us is the Empire State Building...

00:39:16 If there was money in that bag...

00:41:47 You were so slow, they cancelled the reservation.

00:44:14 Might be. You watch. I'm gonna take 40 winks.

00:46:41 When they make up, they find out they love each other that much more!

00:49:33 Uh-huh. Well, all right, Ma.

00:53:03 - What's the deal on the bag? - Your brother said to give it to you.

00:55:55 Sure. But they gotta eat, too, you know.

00:58:15 This means a lot to me, Horace.

01:00:38 He has a reputation for being stingy and eccentric.

01:03:29 Is it a deal, Tom?

01:07:19 That's so funny!

01:10:33 - I tried to get you at headquarters. - What's up?

01:13:25 # Get in there, Ma and swing Grandpa with one, two, three, you know #