Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm

00:01:15 - Mornin', Mrs Tuttle. - Mornin' Mr Kettle.

00:04:09 Smells like someone's shoeing a horse.

00:07:34 That's a hospital for you.

00:11:09 Quiet, quiet, children. Quiet down! Quiet down!

00:14:25 - A private nurse? - Yes, a private nurse.

00:17:47 - Good morning. - How's Mr Kettle this morning?

00:21:32 and she wants to teach you about hygienes or somethin'...

00:24:17 Well, I'll overlook it this time, Mrs Parker...

00:27:11 I was brought up in this environment.

00:29:56 Ma, make a decision.

00:34:22 get hold of Geoduck and Crowbar...

00:38:07 - Aren't you gonna take that thing off, Ma? - Nope.

00:41:52 - How do you do? - Pleased to meet you, Mr Parker.

00:44:57 - Must've been a short. - Pa!

00:47:17 Hold on, Billy. That's enough.

00:50:07 - What's wrong, son? - He has a measly cold, that's all.

00:52:34 You broke Jim's ladder a year ago, and he ain't never fixed it.

00:55:34 - This fix her good. - Sure will.

00:58:45 It would make me seem sort of foolish and, and... You understand, don't ya?

01:01:27 When you call Stuart Ludlow a phoney, you're leaving yourselves wide open.

01:03:49 - Good idea. - I think I'd better get back to town and clean up.

01:07:09 - What's the matter with you? - Know a short cut.

01:12:31 eight, nine...

01:16:43 Come and get it!