Ma and Pa Kettle

00:01:22 Mr Simpson has the floor. Continue.

00:03:51 Sure beats me. If you ain't washin', you're a-readin'.

00:06:40 You been lookin' at it for a year and a half. It's time you did somethin'.

00:09:32 Come on. Let's have a look around.

00:13:00 It smells awful good, and it's dandy for spittin'."

00:15:46 - I won't need that. We just want two teas. - Yes, ma'am.

00:18:04 I've probably spent more time among poor people than a social worker.

00:20:20 - Howdy. - How's it feel to be a big celebrity?

00:23:15 - Do you want them in it too? - No, we'll pick them up separately.

00:25:46 Simple. Eh-eh-eh. Come with me.

00:28:53 Why, I don't see anything to object to.

00:31:04 - You may not intend to, but that's what'll happen. - That's not true.

00:35:58 Where's that master switchboard?

00:40:34 - In that new pressure cooker. - Ain't as good as the old way.

00:42:54 - # Grab your partner... - Get me the hatchet.

00:46:33 If we keep them clean and well-fed, they grow up to be wonderful egg producers.

00:49:19 The man who sells you everything you need:

00:52:43 Tom, I have confidence in you. This heel hasn't wiggled yet.

00:55:30 - But, Ma, all I want is a little nip. - Nothin' doin'.

00:59:03 Mr Kettle, I'm very sorry to inform you...

01:01:26 This place is good for them. They're just now beginning to take an interest in it.

01:04:41 Howdy, Alvin.

01:06:57 For a young girl, she's got a tolerable amount of good sense.

01:09:41 If I'd'a known this was gonna happen...