M*A*S*H

00:00:16 # Through early morning fog I see

00:07:15 I'll follow you anywhere, sir.

00:11:35 Thou. Thou art with me.

00:15:29 # Onward, Christian soldiers

00:20:18 Yeah. See? All I can get out of him is he's from "Bahston"...

00:24:22 It's you! Did I ever tell you how Androscoggin College beat Dartmouth in a blizzard 6-0...

00:29:49 - Sorry, Colonel. - What the hell's the matter with you?

00:34:25 I wonder how such a degenerate...

00:39:03 You're before the king, uh, queen.

00:43:18 Don't shout at me.

00:47:53 - Hawkeye! - Be there in a minute.

00:51:28 If a man isn't a man any more,...

00:55:39 Look, Dago, he is not committing suicide, only intending to.

01:01:14 I didn't mean me.

01:05:54 That's a very good technical term.

01:11:14 My commission!

01:15:47 - That the X-rays? - Yeah.

01:20:20 I'm moonlighting down at Dr Yamachi's New Era Hospital and Whorehouse.

01:24:53 There's no competition to the Painless Pole, but it's pretty healthy.

01:29:02 It's pretty much in the planning stage.

01:32:51 Second half we stick him in. We get odds from them.

01:38:39 # Bo! Bo!

01:45:09 Set!

05:00:00 - Worth a try.