M*A*S*H

00:00:16 # Through early morning fog I see

00:07:11 Well, why don't you come on in with me and get a sandwich?

00:11:24 - How do you know that? - "Though I walk through the valley...

00:15:14 ...and our commander in chief in Washington DC.

00:19:16 Those are vows you make when you're with somebody.

00:23:49 Attention. Captain Bandi... Captain Bandini...

00:29:14 Think this is an English boarding school?

00:33:34 On the contrary, I have observed that Major Burns is not only a good technical surgeon,...

00:37:36 - You're not hungry, are you? - Ravenous. How about you?

00:42:36 Oh, Frank. Yes!

00:46:29 Get him off me!

00:50:27 Painless said "What does it matter? It's only a game"? Poker, only a game?

00:54:32 No, it's OK, fellas. I know you've been talking about me, and...

00:59:20 # And to another give my seat

01:04:38 - We keep ordering it, but it never arrives. - How'd the kid take the induction, Ugly?

01:08:16 Hey, Frankie, could you take a look at my corns, please?

01:13:53 - Look... - So I suggest you say goodbye to him now.

01:18:37 Then tell the kitchen to rustle us up lunch. Ham would be fine. Steak would be better.

01:22:39 If you wanna get in touch with us, that is where we will be.

01:27:04 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

01:30:42 Special Services in Tokyo says it's one of our best gimmicks...

01:35:44 - Ah, it's only two points. - Two points.

01:41:41 Bastard 88 called me a coon.

01:48:48 I'll see you.