Love Stinks
1999 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · 5,649 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Franklin
Overview
A movie about a relationship...that's worse than yours. Seth (Stewart), a sitcom writer-producer, meets Chelsea (Wilson), an interior decorator, at his best friend's (Bellamy) wedding. He's immediately sexually attracted to her while she's instantly attracted to his single-ness. They both ditch their wedding dates and start their own date that same night. The two become a couple, appearing very happy until after a couple of years of postponing a marriage proposal. When Chelsea realizes that Seth wants to remain single and together, she becomes quite bitter. In the next hour of the movie, the two engage in behavior that makes the War of the Roses look like child's play.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,463 lines
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00:00:22 %% Why do birds
00:04:02 - Excuse me. - Hi, baby.
00:08:32 because he splits a paycheck with my husband...
00:11:52 Yeah, tired of mowing my own lawn.
00:15:53 All conditions satisfied.
00:19:56 I'm so used to you with these...
00:23:20 Come on, everybody and snap your fingers now
00:27:28 Until we get picked up for the rest of the season.
00:31:00 I want to make a toast.
00:34:21 My God, I know. But if this is what I think it is...
00:38:37 But that's starting today.
00:42:00 and get her a whole bunch of anger management.
00:45:33 then we would get engaged.
00:49:30 - This is your fault. - How is it my fault?
00:53:08 dealing with my ex-girlfriend's palimony suit.
00:57:05 Hello?
01:01:32 My baby girl! It's okay!
01:06:03 And after that, she'd be gone.
01:09:40 - But thank you. - Your wife said you might be nervous.
01:13:59 - We had sex. - Hate sex.
01:17:17 Why would I sue you? And why would we break up?
01:21:32 Come here, woman!
01:26:09 L...
50:00:00 You move out. Everyone's happy.