Love Stinks
1999 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · 5,649 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Franklin
Overview
A movie about a relationship...that's worse than yours. Seth (Stewart), a sitcom writer-producer, meets Chelsea (Wilson), an interior decorator, at his best friend's (Bellamy) wedding. He's immediately sexually attracted to her while she's instantly attracted to his single-ness. They both ditch their wedding dates and start their own date that same night. The two become a couple, appearing very happy until after a couple of years of postponing a marriage proposal. When Chelsea realizes that Seth wants to remain single and together, she becomes quite bitter. In the next hour of the movie, the two engage in behavior that makes the War of the Roses look like child's play.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,463 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:22 %% Why do birds
00:03:58 - How does she get in parties? - I don't know.
00:08:19 So tell me everything you know about Seth Winnick.
00:11:32 My mom sends those to me.
00:15:14 Here you go. Take two. They're small.
00:19:17 I think that Seth could be the one.
00:22:23 You did a great job.
00:26:33 Louder.
00:29:53 There's too many memories.
00:33:11 Just keep dropping hints, spoil him rotten...
00:37:07 All right, you don't have to set a date.
00:40:39 You were terrific, lady.
00:43:37 Look, honey, nothing's going on.
00:47:32 vacations, clothes, more shoes than I've ever fucking seen.
00:51:03 Just go get an apartment. I'll pay for it.
00:55:04 It just so happens...
00:58:17 you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt...
01:02:49 Who thinks this is funny?
01:07:07 Half a million dollars?
01:10:45 Yeah, I can't walk so good, but I feel 20 pounds lighter.
01:14:42 In fact, both of you can bite me.
01:18:11 Yes, Elvis.
01:22:00 We're never breaking up again.
01:26:32 - She's got a wee bit of a temper. - No problem.