Love, Sex, and Missed Connections
2013 · 77 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 283 VOTES · DIR. Eric Kissack
Overview
Missed Connections is a comedic romance about a guy named Neal who finds himself knee-deep in a quarter-life crisis. He is haunted by the memory of catching his best friend and girlfriend having sex with eachother. After quitting his job and suffering through the worst birthday party of his life, he tries to get over his ex by doing what anyone would do tricking women on the Internet. At the suggestion of his two real best friends, Barry and George, Neal sets up fake dates with women who have placed Missed Connections ads online. He goes on the dates but only watches from a distance as the girl waits for someone to show up. Just as the girl is about to leave, Neal comes over and tells her that he wouldn't have stood her up. Checkmate. Neals plan is going really well, until he meets Jane and then keeps meeting her. As it turns out, Jane may be just as damaged and devious as he is.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,933 lines
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00:00:21 ( alarm beeping )
00:05:45 You and the dog finished the mojitos?
00:09:38 Hey. Hey, man.
00:12:49 Can you please stop doing that?
00:15:35 as her new knight in shining armor.
00:18:05 I can't do this, this is crazy.
00:21:19 Can I stay? No, get out of here.
00:24:14 He's next door. Let's go.
00:27:19 You must make me nervous or something.
00:30:22 Can I just make a suggestion though?
00:32:42 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
00:36:14 Yeah, I'm sure.
00:38:38 Yay.
00:42:01 What do you get out of lying to women?
00:45:24 Wait, was it something really specific
00:48:09 I'll take that
00:50:57 Mike was an asshole.
00:53:19 You're fucked.
00:55:45 I just--I'm not sure if I should have anymore sex.
00:58:21 It's crazy.
01:01:16 Oh, like this?
01:05:23 but I do know that I'm okay
01:09:36 And, uh, shake your hand.
01:12:31 or any couch can change my mind.