Love and Death

1975 · 85 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 42,099 VOTES · DIR. Woody Allen

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Overview

In czarist Russia, a neurotic soldier and his distant cousin formulate a plot to assassinate Napoleon.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,162 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:45 How I got into this predicament, I'll never know.
00:05:20 - Who are you? - Death.
00:08:42 Or my Uncle Sasha pick up a check.
00:11:36 - I don't have one. - That's no answer.
00:16:51 Oh, yes.
00:20:05 - You have a social disease, my friend. - Oh, my God.
00:23:50 Boris Grushenko.
00:26:58 They're both crooks. The Tsar's taller.
00:31:22 With proper medical care, he could last another ten minutes.
00:35:17 Do you want the vowels or the consonants?
00:39:01 Guess who.
00:41:53 Living with a Swiss cheese and rented children.
00:45:52 And so, Sonja and I married.
00:49:19 I know, but something's missing.
00:52:19 Berdykov would sit smiling for days and stroke a little piece of velvet
00:55:26 I have an exhilarating feeling of human freedom.
00:59:40 is working on a new meat recipe which he plans to call Beef Wellington.
01:03:17 - I prefer two myself. - I prefer three, but it's hard to get one.
01:06:30 Will you be more difficult to conquer than Russia?
01:09:55 Every day is another encounter with death.
01:12:43 and some men are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all.
01:16:15 but you will not be executed.
01:19:16 The firm of Mishkin and Mishkin
05:03:05 you need permission from the Tsar.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,162
Dialogue density13.7 lines / min
First line00:01:45
Final line05:03:05

Production Record

DirectorWoody Allen
LanguageEnglish
Budget$3,000,000
Revenue$20,173,742
IMDb votes42,099