Love and Death

1975 · 85 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 42,099 VOTES · DIR. Woody Allen

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Overview

In czarist Russia, a neurotic soldier and his distant cousin formulate a plot to assassinate Napoleon.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,162 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:45 How I got into this predicament, I'll never know.
00:05:17 Suddenly...
00:08:33 If I could just see a miracle, just one miracle.
00:11:22 - We leave the day after tomorrow. - Fellas, I'm a pacifist.
00:16:31 And, of course, when something hurts herring, it hurts me.
00:19:37 No.
00:23:18 Ah, there is something about Mozart!
00:26:12 Really? Then there's hope.
00:30:37 Take it back to the jeweler's in Smolensk. Vladimir Petroshnik.
00:34:33 How kind.
00:37:54 Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
00:40:53 The crops, the grains. Fields of rippling wheat.
00:44:50 - You must shoot. - No, no, I don't wanna shoot.
00:48:14 Evenings, we played music together.
00:51:10 ..blonde, 12-year-old girls.
00:54:03 That is incredibly jejune.
00:57:30 Not as fast as good news.
01:01:46 Yes. It is only Don Francisco and his sister.
01:04:51 A few solids? You should drink a blotter.
01:08:04 - I thought I heard voices. - I was praying.
01:11:02 because we're involved in a kind of a total absolute.
01:14:08 I, with my usual good luck, got thrown in a damp cell to await execution -
01:17:15 I shall run through the valley of the shadow of death
01:20:14 I don't know. Some vision said I was going to get pardoned, and they shot me.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,162
Dialogue density13.7 lines / min
First line00:01:45
Final line01:20:14

Production Record

DirectorWoody Allen
LanguageEnglish
Budget$3,000,000
Revenue$20,173,742
IMDb votes42,099