Love Actually... Sucks!

2012 · 83 MIN · IMDB 4.2 · 595 VOTES · DIR. Scud

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Overview

It tells a variety of stories about love that has gone wrong: a brother and sister in an illicit relationship, a married painter who falls in love with his young male life model, a dance school teacher who is besotted with his senior student, and a lesbian couple, one of whom has role-play paranoia, and is caught in a complex love triangle.

Dialogue Timeline — 435 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:02:23 Welcome everybody
00:03:15 Let's watch a video about their love story
00:05:35 Thank all of you, for coming to witness our special moment
00:11:03 There is food in the fridge
00:14:45 I know you won't allow it
00:15:34 I may need him too
00:22:51 But what we've done is wrong. You may give birth to a retard
00:26:12 So you speak finally. I thought you were dumb
00:29:01 No!
00:30:22 You are not going to do surgery, I suppose?
00:34:50 Hey, handsome
00:36:20 If you promise not to come again, I will withdraw the charge
00:37:56 She dances better with dogs
00:40:58 Being an old lady's man
00:42:01 Haven't you been acting all along?
00:43:14 It's like the most important thing in your life
00:47:13 We...
00:49:43 You lucky bastard
00:50:28 Are there any rooms for rent?
01:02:23 Your pretty daughter is early-maturing
01:03:28 What a plan!
01:06:21 Security! Security! Security!
01:10:12 Have you ever seen...
01:16:47 Since he pleaded guilty and the victim has appealed for leniency

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed435
Dialogue density5.2 lines / min
First line00:02:23
Final line01:16:47

Production Record

DirectorScud
LanguageChinese
IMDb votes595