Louis Theroux: America's Most Dangerous Pets

00:00:03 How safe is it for them to be outside? I heard they bite your nose off.

00:02:23 By early afternoon, they're forecasting a tornado outbreak.

00:04:48 Hey, chief. How you doing? It's been years.

00:07:18 It's estimating in the next hour and a half

00:09:21 He's going to torment you.

00:12:00 Got to have faith. Hurry up - it's going to go away, cos you've got faith.

00:14:34 if you were born in a wheelchair

00:16:47 destroying the habitat.

00:19:22 Olivia! Not too tight.

00:21:44 Where are we actually going right now? Here's the bears.

00:24:06 This is Tatiana, my baboon daughter.

00:26:12 Give him a kiss! Give him kisses.

00:28:55 Right now, he's not going to be able to launch. I've got him short-leashed.

00:31:35 So the issue is, Madonna and Big Boy won't come into the area together?

00:34:00 She has pierced ears? Yes, she does.

00:36:15 and we've lost two monkeys that have hung themselves

00:38:45 I'm not making light of that - it's bad.

00:40:52 CHIMP BANGS

00:43:26 In this cage, we have one male lion, a female lion and two female tigers.

00:46:34 Is there any scenario in which you could run out of money

00:49:43 Who's your rowdiest?

00:52:29 Our park director, Joe Exotic

00:54:33 As soon as we can get him to calm down a little bit.

00:56:47 It's all bullshit.