Louis C.K.: Shameless
2007 · 57 MIN · IMDB 8.5 · 9,214 VOTES · DIR. Steven J. Santos
Overview
Louis C.K. is back on HBO in an ALL-NEW hour of raw no-holds-barred stand-up comedy! The creator and star of the 2006 comedy series Lucky Louie, performs in front of a live audience in LA at the Henry Fonda Theater. Louis C.K. covers issues near and dear to his heart like marriage, lying to your spouse, having kids and losing your privacy, and obligatory sex among husbands and wives.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,273 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:11 PLEASE WELCOME LOUIS C.K.!
00:02:51 "COME, ASSHOLE, SHIT AND GET OUT!"
00:05:35 AND THEY TAKE OFF AND CRASH AGAIN.
00:07:47 SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ORGASM IN THEIR BODY
00:10:05 I DON'T KNOW, I'VE STARTED TO KIND OF HATE PEOPLE
00:12:19 "DO YOU HAVE THOSE STAMPS THAT HAVE JACKIE ROBINSON?"
00:14:51 LIKE A GREETING.
00:16:59 I HAD A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
00:19:29 THEY RUIN MY DAY WHEN I SEE THEM
00:21:24 "WELL, THEN A GUY WILL MARRY HIS DOG."
00:23:38 - AND HE LOOKED AT ME, AND HEAS LIKE, "HELLO."
00:25:53 FULL OF ASSHOLES, YOU KNOW, THAT HAVE KIDS.
00:28:06 I GOTTA ACTUALLY MAKE A TURN.
00:30:39 I'VE BEEN THERE, LIKE-I WAS IN OKLAHOMA CITY
00:32:59 BUT, UH-
00:35:18 EH, LET HER GO.
00:37:38 THE 4-YEAR-OLD IS WHEREVER THE FUCK SHE GOES ALL DAY-
00:40:00 IN AIRPLANES...
00:43:06 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED."
00:45:12 NICE AND COOL 'CAUSE I LOVE HER
00:47:15 AND SHE'S LIKE, "I'M TELLING MAMA, NOT YOU."
00:49:31 WITH A KID FULL-TIME, YOU KNOW-
00:51:39 AS A DAD, YOU NEVER GET TO BE ALONE. OR AS A M.
00:53:52 BUT OTHERWISE, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,273
Dialogue density22.3 lines / min
First line00:00:11
Final line00:53:52
Production Record
DirectorSteven J. Santos
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes9,214