Louis C.K.: Hilarious

00:00:36 [Soft, indistinct chatter]

00:04:58 That's the only thing you're--

00:08:36 I know too much to be single.

00:11:55 Now i look at her and i'm like, "What is that?

00:16:23 "Oh, no, it's fine.

00:20:03 I wake up covered with Three kinds of shame glaze

00:23:40 And they come Around the corner

00:27:03 Who's gonna do something Beneath his station.

00:30:09 And she's like, "Oh, really?

00:33:34 "No, it just--couple of times It was weird for a second."

00:37:12 "But it doesn't Go back very far

00:40:42 That's crazy. He's really old!"

00:43:55 "...Stephanie."

00:47:28 I hope she died today.

00:50:47 "You are gonna shit in your Father's mouth when i tell you.

00:53:28 Fucking idiots.

00:56:43 They're the most vulnerable

00:59:44 She's smarter than me. She's more decent.

01:02:58 And i run downstairs, And i wake her up.

01:06:10 Whose fault is that?

01:08:57 The sweater has buttons That just don't exist.

01:12:18 "You're gonna be 40 minutes late.

01:15:56 "She's gonna be running To the mailbox once a day.

01:18:58 That you don't know what kind of Dick and balls you're gonna get