Louis C.K.: Hilarious

00:00:36 [Soft, indistinct chatter]

00:05:11 I was never good at that.

00:08:48 It means stupid.

00:12:13 Really? That's it?

00:17:02 So this is A beautiful theater.

00:21:04 And they're all crispy-clothed

00:24:24 I don't know anybody like her

00:27:57 Than the average Canadian, Even.

00:31:16 Nobody had their phone.

00:34:48 In your chosen fucking font.

00:38:48 And i saw this really old man

00:42:01 They'd be like, "well, Where do you draw the line?"

00:45:42 I was just standing there Fucking angry.

00:49:16 Fucking Lisa, man.

00:52:17 "To that little faggot You brought over here

00:55:15 I was in this hamburger--

00:58:45 Because my mom hit me.

01:02:00 I'm not kidding.

01:05:10 She says, "i want to find out Why they bite

01:08:12 "I'll just make a list of pros And cons for every piece

01:11:38 Why would they call it A pig newton?"

01:15:17 "Huh. Weird."

01:18:40 [Elderly voice] "Wait for us."

01:21:42 [Cheers and applause]