Lopez vs Lopez — S01E01 — Pilot

00:00:37 Oh, my God!

00:01:43 This two-hour drive back and forth is making me tired.

00:02:30 And we gotta set some boundaries

00:03:13 My Nana used to say, "There's the right way,

00:04:09 that wouldn't get a rose on "The Bachelorette."

00:04:57 - I'm here. - Oh, no one cares.

00:05:49 Are you a fan of Doja Cat?

00:06:44 Ooh, the princess is here.

00:07:36 Thanks, man.

00:08:20 If you want results, don't hold back, okay?

00:09:11 How could you tell?

00:10:02 You don't know when you're gonna need that money,

00:11:01 I'm not.

00:12:12 You shut the lights off on me,

00:12:54 It's not possible.

00:13:34 Let you down? Come on. I was a good dad.

00:14:13 Get out!

00:15:04 I've been sleeping in my car.

00:16:03 Rosie, I don't know if I can do that.

00:16:54 Pay up. Come on.

00:18:33 No, no, no. Mira, George. Pump it. Así.

00:19:31 is to just scream at a bitch.

00:20:26 It's a night light.

00:21:15 "Low Rider" plays...