Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

00:00:43 Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy

00:03:58 That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in

00:07:17 'Barry the Baptist.'

00:11:36 - What is that? - That's Gloria.

00:15:15 You playing cards tonight, son?

00:18:44 Will that do?

00:23:09 Ten grand, blind.

00:27:22 As you know, this puts us in an awkward position.

00:32:10 Once was this geezer, called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry.

00:36:30 All is we need is five grand.

00:39:55 They got no muscle - gutless faggots.

00:43:09 What's that - a place near Kathmandu?

00:46:24 I am not fucking interested.

00:50:16 And what are we supposed to do with these?

00:53:45 Perhaps you can help.

00:56:58 I don't fucking believe this. Could everyone stop getting shot?

01:02:59 Where the fuck did she come from?

01:08:25 It's about time you gave my young friends a visit, Chris.

01:12:10 What did you shoot him with? An air gun?

01:17:08 Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.

01:21:02 Now does everyone here know what they got to do?

01:28:32 I got half a million nicker sitting here

01:34:53 'Tom left through a side door and Chris left with the money.

01:38:39 I'm busy. Get it yourself.