Lloyd the Conqueror

Name: Lloyd the Conqueror
Director: Michael Peterson
Released: 2011
Duration: 95 min
Rating: 5.8
Cast: Brian Posehn, Mike Smith, Evan Williams, Jesse Reid, Scott Patey

2011 · 95 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 392 VOTES · DIR. Michael Peterson

Overview

Three male college students, must do battle against Derek the Unholy, a dark wizard who is determined to hold onto his title as champion of the Larpers.

Dialogue Timeline — 2,051 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:02 [ SKATEBOARDING ]

00:05:36 I THOUGHT THAT WASN'T DUE TILL NEXT WEEK.

00:08:48 IT'S ALL GNOME POLITICS.

00:12:14 GUYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM

00:15:49 THE DEN OF HE

00:19:59 YOU ALWAYS DO THIS, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DOUCHE OUT LIKE THIS?

00:24:05 WHY DO WE NEED ARMOR?

00:27:18 AND GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THE FUTURE

00:31:09 LOOK AT ME!

00:34:35 BUT I'M BANNED FROM ALL THE CIRCUITS

00:37:25 I NEED TO LAY SOME GROUNDWORK.

00:41:20 ISN'T THAT THE GUY THAT INVENTED PEANUT BUTTER?

00:45:21 WAIT, DID YOU SAY YOU HAD A LARPING BLOG?

00:49:06 YOU HAVE TO GIVE US EXTRA CREDIT.

00:54:42 I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY.

00:59:05 â™ª

01:02:21 THAT SON OF A BITCH.

01:06:26 THEIR MANTRA IS HONOR AND RIGHTEOUSNESS

01:09:56 Male in Class: THIS ISN'T ANOTHER CLASS WHERE WE

01:14:03 THAN IN SERVING THE BLOOD GODS.

01:17:35 OK, I WARNED YOU, BACK OFF

01:22:02 WE CAN START WITH A VULCAN MIND MELD

01:27:44 â™ª

01:31:52 WE GOT THAT NEW AGENT DANGER MOVIE ON PAY PER VIEW.

Cast & Characters

Brian Posehn Andy Mike Smith Derek Evan Williams Lloyd Jesse Reid Patrick Scott Patey Oswald Tegan Moss Cassandra Harland Williams Vulcan Aaron Pearl Leopold David Lawrence Jorgen Brendan Hunter Klaus

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed2,051

Dialogue density21.6 lines / min

First line00:00:02

Final line01:31:52

Production Record

DirectorMichael Peterson

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes392