Lloyd the Conqueror

00:00:02 [ SKATEBOARDING ]

00:05:41 SO THAT'S LITERALLY PUTTING IT OFF TILL THE LAST MINUTE.

00:09:04 TO REGISTER UNDER THE FORCES OF LIGHT.

00:12:32 IF HE WANTS TO SHAVE A MONKEY AND ROLL IT IN PINE NUTS FIRST

00:16:24 ALRIGHT, OK.

00:20:49 INJUSTICE?

00:24:34 WHAT THE HELL IS A KRAKENTROLL ANYWAYS?

00:28:12 THE ORC RAIDERS, LED BY THE DARK MAGE

00:32:11 YEAH, I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA CALL IT QUITS.

00:35:32 AND IT'S WHERE YOU DRESS UP AND PRETEND TO BE WIZARDS AND HIT

00:38:51 ANDY?

00:43:06 HE WILL DIE WITHIN ONE ROUND, UNLESS HE CAN HEAL HIMSELF.

00:47:12 OOPS.

00:52:13 SAY ALOHA TO JESUS.

00:56:51 WE'RE NOT DONE YET.

01:00:50 GOOD.

01:04:51 IT'S FINE, GUYS IT'S FINE

01:08:46 SO SINCE YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM

01:12:41 I'LL DIE BEFORE I'M EVER GUILTY OF BREAKING THAT RULE!

01:16:26 WE'LL GRAB HIS BALLS.

01:20:58 Klaus: THAT WAS WONDERFUL.

01:26:42 Cassandra: LLOYD, IF YOU WIN YOU CAN FUCK STICK MY SUGAR BOWL.

01:31:09 (Applause)

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