Little Demon — S01E01 — First Blood

00:00:15 LAURA: Oh, my God.

00:01:45 Your little rosebuds tender?

00:02:42 I'm Chrissy. - Hi.

00:03:36 God, I hate nerds. -

00:05:10 - So... - So...

00:06:12 - Hope he stays off Twitter. -

00:07:12 or anyone?

00:08:06 My dad's not the one who's been gaslighting me

00:08:57 'cause he's the only one who would actually go there.

00:10:09 Now raise your hand if you fucked the Devil.

00:11:26 since time began. ALL: Whoo!

00:12:34 That's why I'm not in hell.

00:13:24 You're so retro.

00:15:06 Is that track lighting?

00:16:04 it'll let us fold all the realms

00:17:13 - What? - Mom!

00:18:08 I don't bleed, bitch.

00:19:10 I've been a pawn in their fucked-up relationship.

00:20:10 like between a finger twitch and a bowel release.

00:21:05 Oh, oh, oh!

00:22:12 HENCHMAN 4: Oh!

00:23:06 and it was because of you two self-centered assholes.

00:24:22 near where the bathroom sink used to be.

00:25:41 SINGER: ♪ And know that ♪