Little Britain Live

00:00:00 (Orchestra tunes up)

00:03:14 - Hey, do your impression. - They don't want to see my impression.

00:06:34 I must say, I'm feeling rather naughty today.

00:09:42 So I promised her a trip to Disney World for Christmas.

00:14:08 If your cousin hadn't been sleeping in the hallway, I wouldn't have tripped over him.

00:17:48 Yeah. Have you got one of those without the diamond?

00:21:15 - This bill seems rather a lot. What's this? - Erm...

00:25:07 # You raise me up or something or nothing... # Yeah!

00:28:09 Yes, we have had a few complaints about that.

00:31:14 Let me in. I don't want to hurt you.

00:34:04 Have you hidden the sausage? Is the sausage hidden?

00:37:32 Oh, shit.

00:42:17 Yes, darling I'll have some champagne. Champagne for everyone!

00:45:34 on Hampstead Heath.

00:49:20 - Oh. - Oh.

00:52:47 You know Dave.

00:56:17 - What? - Why am I small?

00:59:26 and I'm going to ask you something about each food.

01:02:23 No, we need a fatty not a twatty.

01:05:16 What's that? It might be a bit snug? Yeah.

01:08:39 - It's very sad. - Oh, that is terrible news...

01:12:00 - Evening, Sergeant Davies. - Hello, Myfanwy. I'll have a pint of Wet Valley.

01:15:08 # Such a terrible crime?

01:17:28 (Cheering and applause)