Little Britain Live

00:00:00 (Orchestra tunes up)

00:03:11 Right, well, let's find our seats.

00:06:25 There's nothing I enjoy more than cycling along the prom

00:09:22 Do you want anything? Like a Sun Seekers lolly?

00:13:40 - Did you bring some Thai food? - Yes, Mr Dudwey.

00:17:15 - Fits perfectly. - How much is this?

00:20:28 When the cock doth crow and wee jack Frost makes merry with his dance

00:23:58 (Cheering)

00:27:16 He used to go to this school and he's done the best out of his year

00:30:24 Come on, then! Everybody!

00:33:09 But sometimes I go for brown. So...

00:35:59 Good afternoon, one and all, and welcome to the Pox village fete.

00:40:47 Eh-eh-eh! Eh-eh-eh!

00:44:01 Happy Shopper Cola! Happy Shopper Cola for everyone!

00:47:36 - Well, which colours do you like? - I don't really like any colours.

00:51:06 Mmm. Lovely biscuit.

00:54:31 Right.

00:57:36 # Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

01:00:36 Anybody? No? Dust.

01:03:22 In the middle there.

01:06:06 - Hello, Mrs Emery. - Oh, hello, dear.

01:09:22 Or does she think you have me over the desk?

01:12:43 As we all know, it is a shameful fact that being gay in this country is still a crime.

01:15:35 # I'm gay