Lisa Lampanelli: Back to the Drawing Board
2015 · 60 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 126 VOTES · DIR. Jay Chapman
Overview
Brash, bold and never afraid to go blue, comedian Lisa Lampanelli offers a raucous and raunchy performance in her first stand-up special for EPIX. Taped at the Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York, the set includes Lampanelli’s signature brand of insult comedy as well as her personal experiences with weight loss and divorce.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,147 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:13 Ladies and gentlemen
00:02:35 I tried that horrible program twice, it don't work.
00:05:00 This means they cut out 85% of your stomach
00:07:35 with somebody's body over 40.
00:10:26 See, now, I try to be positive
00:12:45 do what I would do and I'm sure what this guy does.
00:15:09 Hey, I'll do you one better.
00:17:32 That's a little risky for me
00:19:48 Who am I to fucking talk, right?
00:21:57 and I've been thinking, do you know what?
00:24:35 Now, the other three times I got protested
00:27:18 I always wanted a dog.
00:29:59 but see, you got to know the rules.
00:32:36 because I have a rare fainting disorder
00:34:52 and then all I did was I took his little head out.
00:37:10 wheels first, bitch."
00:39:32 so he could get a delicious bologna sandwich
00:42:30 In fact, couple weeks ago
00:44:49 "You're worthless.
00:47:28 "I, Lisa Lampanelli
00:49:35 and you say nice things to yourself, so even back then
00:51:58 you would all rather be called the C word
00:54:27 I won't even say the name of it, but it rhymes with Shmarrah's.
00:56:46 Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,147
Dialogue density19.1 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line00:56:46
Production Record
DirectorJay Chapman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes126