Life Without Dick
2002 · 97 MIN · IMDB 3.9 · 2,000 VOTES · DIR. Bix Skahill
Overview
By accident, Colleen Gibson shoots and kills her gold-digging cheating boyfriend, Dick, a private eye who happens to have a hitman on his tail. Danny the hitman works for his brother-in-law, a cheerful but nasty Irish mobster, hasn't actually killed anyone, and wants to be a singer. He falls for Colleen. she likes him, too. He can solve her problem (Dick's body), she can solve his (meeting the mobster's demands that he kill people like Dick). Danny has an ex-girlfriend, who might still hold the key to his heart, two cops are sniffing around for Dick, a junk yard owner gets a conscience, and a talent show is coming up. Bullets, music, and true love are set to collide.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,271 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:09 I'm leavin'
00:06:11 - Is that Colleen? - Ofcourse it's Colleen.
00:09:14 -Colleen, mind your own business. -You were the one driving like a maniac.
00:13:25 In twoyears, you haven't doled out so much as a black eye.
00:16:44 I have other paintings in the garage ifyou'd like to see those.
00:20:25 Retirement gift? What, areyou retiring?
00:23:36 Ifindpeople who don't wannabe found.
00:27:31 Sorry. It's gettin' late. I gotta go. I got a date.
00:32:02 as to why Dickwould leaveyou, you know?
00:35:32 You're really, really good!
00:39:43 I know. I'm just out-loud thinkin'.
00:42:55 - Rome! - Rome, Georgia?
00:46:33 Somebodywho doesn't know he's dead, right? Go ahead and throw him a party.
00:49:48 Forget about her. She's the past.
00:53:11 Guess the surprise party's off.
00:56:16 You really led them down the wrong path.
00:59:33 All right, it's gonna make Christmas...
01:02:17 All right. I know.
01:07:03 on my salmon-poaching racket, and he has to pay.
01:10:43 Wejust ate, butyeah, sure.
01:15:06 - ''The deer that--'' - Forty-two.
01:18:16 And that's quitting time.
01:23:11 Anddown themountainside
01:27:02 -Jared O'Reilly, you're under arrest. - For the murder of Dick Rasmusson.