Life Without Dick
2002 · 97 MIN · IMDB 3.9 · 2,000 VOTES · DIR. Bix Skahill
Overview
By accident, Colleen Gibson shoots and kills her gold-digging cheating boyfriend, Dick, a private eye who happens to have a hitman on his tail. Danny the hitman works for his brother-in-law, a cheerful but nasty Irish mobster, hasn't actually killed anyone, and wants to be a singer. He falls for Colleen. she likes him, too. He can solve her problem (Dick's body), she can solve his (meeting the mobster's demands that he kill people like Dick). Danny has an ex-girlfriend, who might still hold the key to his heart, two cops are sniffing around for Dick, a junk yard owner gets a conscience, and a talent show is coming up. Bullets, music, and true love are set to collide.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,271 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:09 I'm leavin'
00:06:15 Tell her to watch out for dust mites.
00:09:24 See, your light thingy is all crushed.
00:13:44 I'm not sayin' you're any color. I'm sayin' maybeyour heart isn't in it.
00:17:12 Let me guess. Blue.
00:20:59 - I'm an art collector. - That's good.
00:24:26 Takes them to the Pink Flamingo for the old ten toes up and ten toes down.
00:28:35 My set is shit.
00:33:11 You're changing the subject. We're talking about that tape.
00:37:01 but it was-- it was an accident.
00:41:21 You don't believe me? Go ask Dick.
00:44:32 Shillelagh Room.
00:48:24 Afterwhich, I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
00:51:37 How many times do I have to tell you we're not the Mafia?
00:55:03 What?
00:58:11 just killed her boyfriend!
01:01:24 I got it.
01:06:10 I'm through.
01:09:43 According to Rasmusson,Jared likes to go to this fantasy strip club...
01:14:13 You'rejust using me to get whatyou want.
01:17:52 - A PI. - And one punch short ofa free latte.
01:22:36 And now, ladies and gentlemen...
01:26:43 Who areyou?
01:30:20 How about extortion?