Life Partners

00:01:12 Watch where you're going, bitch!

00:05:55 It's my first one without the partners. I gotta be firing on all cylinders.

00:09:15 Took down a board on a 4chan.

00:12:53 and her license plate says "BABY BOI," with an "I."

00:17:13 Are you familiar with all of them?

00:20:16 Yeah.

00:24:06 Please tell me that you are not early, because I'm so not ready yet.

00:27:39 - This chick is really cute. - How do you know?

00:30:33 Yeah, I was gonna work on it tonight.

00:33:35 Well, now we know. Truckers and us.

00:36:37 How dare you call me during Sasha's birthday. Ignore you.

00:41:33 I don't... It's gross. I don't want...

00:45:45 No, I had one in the parking lot and then I drove through again.

00:49:02 to a public school in the ghetto than a private school.

00:51:44 So, does Vanessa want to be a writer, like for work?

00:55:07 I have been hooking up with Vanessa for a little while.

00:58:54 Cool.

01:02:14 Does he like it when you drive home with your face like that?

01:05:57 - Even better. - Does that count?

01:08:47 I never asked you to put yourself out there.

01:13:27 He sued me.

01:17:35 No, it's fine. It's fine. It's all right. It's... It's kind of a long story

01:20:57 Oh, come on. Let's do a couple more. So is this a yes or a maybe?

01:24:57 for eight hours wanting to blow my brains out.