License to Wed

00:00:29 Hey.

00:04:28 - What? - What?

00:08:02 Babe, you've made me so unbelievably happy today.

00:11:23 ...and remember to ask Mom and Dad what a trifecta is.

00:14:21 I'm part of the Ministers of Tomorrow program.

00:17:13 We also ask...

00:20:09 What do you mean by "inside"?

00:23:03 Everybody, I want to introduce you to two new members.

00:26:33 They're rusty, they're old, all right? You can't get them off and you're angry...

00:30:01 Good night.

00:33:20 ...they can never look at their wives the same again.

00:36:32 Chop-chop. Come on.

00:40:46 I can't believe all these cheeses.

00:43:44 - Outgoing, like saying "nice." - That's very fitting.

00:46:51 Knowing what your partner likes sexually. How do you find out?

00:50:26 She trusts him so much she's calling Shelly...

00:54:53 But there's a $250 rush fee.

00:59:32 Oh, God.

01:02:46 That's very good. Taking responsibility. Excellent, Sadie.

01:05:53 You obviously think my family is a bunch of rich, alcoholic snobs.

01:09:09 ...we would probably be walking down the aisle tomorrow.

01:13:04 And she's loving and...

01:17:29 ... couples in love all over the place. This isn't what I pictured.

01:22:18 By the power vested in me by God...