Liar Liar
1997 · 86 MIN · IMDB 6.9 · 347,005 VOTES · DIR. Tom Shadyac
Overview
Fletcher Reed, a fast-talking, habitual liar, divorced father, is an incredibly successful lawyer who has built his career by lying. He is used to giving priority to his job and always breaking promises to be with his young son Max, but Fletcher often lets Max down, by missing his son's birthday party. But even then at 8:15 Max decides to make him an honest man as he wishes for a whole day where his father can't lie. When his son Max blows out the candles on his fifth birthday, he only has one wish - for his father to stop lying for 24 hours. When Max's wish comes true, Fletcher discovers that his mouth has suddenly become his biggest obstacle
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00:00:52 W-O...
00:04:00 and Randy Macho-man Savage in the cage of death?
00:06:38 No! That's the thing nowadays, right?
00:09:50 upon which all one's future happiness will depend?
00:13:09 And actually it's kind of important, so maybe we could talk tonight?
00:16:11 The Cole case is worth a truckload of money to this firm.
00:18:50 Happy birthday, dear Max
00:24:29 How are we doing this morning, Counsel? - Fine. Thank you.
00:28:50 Boss? What happened?
00:32:03 Where are you? - I'm going home.
00:36:00 My God, I'm not having this conversation with you. - Audrey, you can't go.
00:38:52 Is wrestling real? - In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.
00:42:12 This time at knife-point. He needs your legal advice.
00:45:18 I'm on my knees in a 900$ dollars suit!
00:49:34 Third District Court is now in session.
00:52:49 Is that true? - It has to be.
00:57:37 And we give the explanation you came up with. - Exactly.
01:01:50 Listen, you bastard! I want my money!
01:04:47 Nothing further, Your Honor.
01:07:49 is not something I'm prepared to tolerate!
01:10:25 Oh, this is the happiest moment of my entire life.
01:14:28 I made it! I'm late, but I made it!
01:18:28 A hospital to run.
11:54:01 - How do you sleep at night?