Lewis Black: Stark Raving Black

00:00:02 Hello, this is Lewis Black.

00:03:42 and meanwhile, the new president

00:07:55 l don't see what you're seeing.

00:11:49 and l know you don't listen to country music

00:15:29 Son of a bitch, it was goddamn fucking funny.

00:19:23 ''Lewis, you're a despicable piece of shit.

00:22:57 Here are two perfect Ohristians

00:25:45 what my little league uniform looked like

00:28:50 but l've never liked birthdays.

00:32:15 Because it's not fucking chocolate.

00:35:00 they didn't leave the jungle, did they?

00:38:09 And those of you who didn't applaud

00:42:13 there were that many idiots out there?''

00:45:33 and there's some cut-up vegetables and dip

00:48:35 Everybody knew there was a housing bubble.

00:52:04 ''Son of a bitch,'' he cried.

00:55:15 There is no discussion of that.

00:58:01 and said, ''Lew, you must come see my new credenza.''

01:02:02 You know, one of the first responses

01:04:44 Earth Day was created because we were doing-

01:07:43 you don't know where it's coming out.

01:11:03 Oh, this so much fucking fun.

01:14:27 His nipples are actually bursting with hope.

01:17:31 Hope, to me, boils down to this