Lewis Black: Black on Broadway
2004 · 58 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 1,212 VOTES · DIR. Paul Miller
Overview
Lewis Black goes on tirade after tirade about stupidity in America. He covers everything from corporate greed and Martha Stewart to WMDs and homeland security.
Dialogue Timeline — 903 lines
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00:00:13 How you doing, Mr. Black?
00:02:31 Because if I'm not funny, you're fucked!
00:05:11 and nobody explained where the fuck it went!
00:07:43 "why you teaching this shit at this ungodly hour?
00:09:59 Mites?
00:12:29 And then the economy will explode,
00:14:52 So if you have the opportunity...
00:17:09 I think just take all the coach seats out of the planes
00:19:33 And I know it's obnoxious...
00:21:56 You don't know.
00:24:14 So they called it soy milk.
00:26:26 "I want to drive and drive and drive and look for water,
00:28:57 that there's water with chunks of fat in it.
00:31:20 I realize that some of you are fucked!
00:33:47 You have to start on a diet of fruits and vegetables."
00:36:16 And the reason for that is, is that the vaccines
00:38:50 Three people took a billion dollars.
00:41:20 So that you say to yourself, "I must possess this.
00:43:36 You know what I would have done with that money?
00:45:59 And he is someone who has the leadership qualities
00:48:17 Told us...
00:50:40 "well, I don't... fuck."
00:53:41 When our leaders...
00:56:49 Goodnight, guys, safe home.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed903
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line00:56:49
Production Record
DirectorPaul Miller
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,212
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