Letterkenny — S01E04 — Wingman Wayne

00:00:14 You were out gettin' good with your pals the other night.

00:01:02 Go easy down there, Squirrely Dan.

00:01:46 Well, here's a tip. Don't fart in a spacesuit.

00:02:47 Fuckin' suck at hockey, two-two!

00:03:35 You guys knows if Gail's making pickled eggs

00:04:15 Plus, a commemorative belt buckle, says, "Jesus holds up my pants."

00:04:56 REILLY: Joke, bro. JONESY: It's embarrassing.

00:05:50 So what do we gotta do?

00:06:51 Oh, no? Oh, yes.

00:07:43 Allegedly.

00:08:27 she just starts fucking with her hair a whole bunch.

00:09:07 Ferda. Just rippin' anti-gravity press.

00:09:48 Don't think I've ever seen that before.

00:10:29 I did not. It's a type of chickadee.

00:11:25 She's like a Middle Eastern rebel army.

00:12:15 I mean, look at you.

00:12:56 Ninja dust.

00:13:59 Yeah, I could do that.

00:15:11 Instead of tilting her neck up to look at him,

00:16:24 One of them swole up to look like a ripe avocado.

00:17:32 TEAMMATE 2: A dibs is a dibs is a dibs, buddy. Who gives a shit.

00:18:28 Boys!

00:19:21 Don't get so drunk you couldn't use it even if you had the option.

00:20:18 No.