Letterkenny — S01E02 — Super Soft Birthday

00:00:14 You heard a couple nut sacks talkin' about hockey the other day...

00:00:48 Big city billet moms. Big city billet sisters.

00:01:45 Give a young man 30 idle seconds and he's gonna get a boner.

00:02:34 No, he'll have one in his purse.

00:03:21 Why's he called Sled Ted?

00:04:06 Well, just plucking the low-hanging fruit, is what that is.

00:05:07 Fuck!

00:05:49 pretty near wide open doing a skateboard trick

00:06:34 which is energy for the sperm.

00:09:39 Shit fighter, though.

00:10:27 WAYNE: Well, by not showering, likely.

00:11:15 Hey, neighbor said he's not gonna give us a horse this year.

00:11:53 Your skin will look like an old saddle bag.

00:13:14 Just fuckin' square off.

00:15:03 REILLY: Grab some nappies, maybe?

00:15:46 you'll be pulling each other's horns from now on.

00:16:35 Ow. Oh, that's not polite, Katy.

00:17:20 There's a difference, is all I'm saying.

00:18:02 He what?

00:19:09 DARYL: Hey, Joint Boy's here.

00:20:32 And you've done me a favor, so I'd be willing to shake your hand and call it a day.

00:22:52 You know, if Joint Boy and his pals hadn't showed up,

00:23:39 Good going.

00:24:46 DARYL: That's the toughest guy in Letterkenny.