Letterkenny — S01E01 — Ain't No Reason to Get Excited

00:00:14 A couple hockey players come up to the produce stand the other day...

00:00:59 JONESY: Just a real ouchie, bro.

00:01:38 Look at that fuckin' treasure trail.

00:02:20 It's a hard life pickin' stones and pullin' teats

00:03:07 I've been going to the Burning Bush Youth Group every Sunday.

00:04:07 'Cause hockey players would grab a monkey by the tit if they could.

00:04:48 Wayne hucks an egg at a truck with a Confederate flag

00:05:36 and if that thing doesn't latch onto my nipple ring,

00:06:24 GAIL: How are yous? WAYNE: Not too bad.

00:07:04 I'd hang a piss.

00:07:50 It's inappropriate, McMurray.

00:08:42 Hard no. My sweetie, Margaret, is a first class gal.

00:09:33 Told you to flush as you go. Fuck.

00:10:50 and I thought a night at the Burning Bush might help him out.

00:11:38 Where is my beautiful girlfriend, Virginia?

00:12:36 What the actual fuck is this place?

00:13:27 DEVON: Educate him! STEWART: The gang and I have been doing hip-hop karaoke

00:14:02 Disney games prevail!

00:14:41 Just gimme my phone. Oh, yeah, sure thing.

00:16:11 You guys wanna get some milk shakes?

00:17:06 I fuckin' hate you too. However, fuckin' hate him more.

00:18:15 Wayne? You remember when you were 19,

00:19:38 I'm not sneaking up on dudes and starting fights.

00:21:55 JONESY: Have a good one bro. REILLY: See you later, buddy.