Let's Kill Ward's Wife
2014 · 81 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 6,987 VOTES · DIR. Scott Foley
Overview
Everyone hates Ward’s wife and wants her dead, Ward most of all. But when his friends’ murderous fantasies turn into an (accidental) reality, they have to deal with a whole new set of problems — like how to dispose of the body and still make their 3 p.m. tee time.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,117 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:34 Okay, everybody! Hello!
00:03:43 All right.
00:06:02 Oh, hey, I'm pulling up to Robin Peters.
00:08:36 - The interview, however... - Why?
00:11:48 What?
00:15:02 Tour quality.
00:18:07 But you gotta think about the kid growing up without a mother.
00:21:45 - I'll let you know. - All righty.
00:25:03 He doesn't mind a dirty diaper. Unless you do?
00:27:51 Ward keeps threatening to take me golfing with you guys.
00:30:19 Look...
00:33:53 Yeah. Look at her neck. That'll tell everything.
00:36:41 What is this? Three pages of copious notes on how to kill my wife?
00:39:15 "Hey, can you stop for a second while we just drop some shit overboard?"
00:41:31 Fuck! Get me out! Fuck!
00:44:52 Dull knives? The number one cause of injuries in the kitchen.
00:47:49 Yes. Yes! I would love to join you. Absolutely!
00:51:19 You don't mind taking her while I golf tomorrow?
00:55:27 I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I'm... I'm glad she's...
00:58:44 - That's what I was thinking. - Yeah. Sure.
01:04:20 What?
01:07:44 Is that why you killed her? 'Cause she's a bitch?
01:11:35 We got a real problem here, Ward.
01:15:25 - Take a little time. - Yeah.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,117
Dialogue density13.8 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line01:15:25
Production Record
DirectorScott Foley
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
IMDb votes6,987